Thank you for calling “Heaven’s Gates” – your multi-church, multi-denominational hotline. If you are a Methodist, please press “1” and your call will be transferred to the nearest potluck. Catholics, please go to the altar and have the priest press “2” for you. If you are Pentecostal, press “3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-Hallelujah!” and throw the phone onto the … Continue reading Religious Jokes: Heaven’s Gates Multi-church Multi-denominational Hotline