Bachelorette parties are perfect for today’s bride, both a statement of equality and a more modern version of the overly formal bridal shower. Most of all, bachelorette parties are a lot of fun. While not every bachelorette party is the same, they all tend to focus on celebrating both married and single life.
With their male counterparts enjoying a night on the town drinking, enjoying their single status at a strip club, and other totally male and very fun entertainments, more and more women are including a night of drinking and lavishing attention on the bride to their entertainment list. Adult themed decorations are popular at parties, and formal invitations, attire, and location are not required. Bridesmaids often use phone and email for invitations, and everyone dresses to have fun, holding the party at a house, apartment, or favorite hangout.
The more popular bachelorette parties become, the more Internet retailers pop up to serve them. Many cities do not let regular businesses sell the R-rated items that bachelorette party celebrants enjoy most. Businesses that are zoned for the R-rated items are often uncomfortable places for women to shop. Bachelorette parties using the online retailers, then, become a fun, refreshing, and easy-to-plan solution. This guide will help you with the rest of the stuff; drink recipes, adult games, and preparing for a male stripper.
Bachelorette Themed Drinks
With the naughty delights of the bachelorette party, why would anyone want to settle for the standard “rum and coke”? Here are offered some of the most popular, totally naughty-in-nature drink recipes for bachelorette parties.
The Blow Job
How naughty does this one sound? This is probably the most popular bachelorette party drink in the universe, both because of its naughty name and the deliciousness of its taste.
Mix 1 ounce Kahlua and Ã?Â½ ounce Amaretto (a hazelnut liqueur) in a shot glass. Top with a healthy helping of whipped cream, using the nozzle type beverage whipped cream.
To drink, you cannot use your hands. Instead, grab the shot glass with your mouth, tilt your head back, pick the glass up with no hands and swallow.
Between the Sheets
A stiff drink, really filled to the brim with alcohol, but pretty darn yummy.
Mix 1 ounce brandy, 1 ounce triple sec, and 1 ounce rum in a drink shaker. Shake well, and strain into cocktail glasses. You can also place these in shot glasses and garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Another naughty themed drink, this one is a favorite by many ladies.
Mix 1 ounce vodka and Ã?Â¾ ounce Southern Comfort in a highball or shot glass. Fill the remainder of the glass with orange juice.
Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall
Women love imagery, and the bachelorette party gets to revel in it. This naughty-themed drink is a variation of the standard Comfortable Screw.
Mix Ã?Â½ ounce vodka, Ã?Â½ ounce sloe gin, and Ã?Â½ ounce Southern Comfort in a highball or shot glass. Splash a small bit of Galliano into the mix. Then, fill the remainder of the glass with orange juice.
Well Ã¢Â?Â¦ is any introduction needed?
Shake 2 ounces vodka, 2 ounces Amaretto, 2 ounces Kahlua, and 2 ounces light cream in a drink mixer. Strain into lowball glasses.
Mix 1 Ã?Â½ ounces Peppermint Schnapps and 1 Ã?Â½ ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream in a shot glass and serve.
In a large beer mug, place 12 ounces Lager. Flame 1 Ã?Â½ ounces 151 Rum, drop it in the beer, and chug it down.
Naughty and fun is the order of the night, right? The following games are quick to set up, and will result in fits of laughter all around.
Carve the Cucumber
Give every celebrant a cucumber or zucchini squash and a small knife. Explain that everyone has twenty minutes to carve their veggie into an accurate representation of a male member. After twenty minutes are up, the bride gets to judge them all. Make sure you take a picture of all the “members” for posterity.
Find your Groom
Have the groom and three or four other men come to the bachelorette party for a few minutes. Blindfold the bride, and have the men line up, rolling their pant legs up to the knee. The bride must feel each foot and leg until she can tell which one is her groom. Hilarity is bound to ensue.
This game is too much fun, so don’t be surprised if everyone wants to play it more than once! First, you will need plenty of drinks and have everyone sit in a circle or around a table.
Moving counter-clockwise, starting with the bride, everyone will make a true statement beginning with “I NeverÃ¢Â?Â¦” (for example, “I never kissed a priest”). Anyone that has done whatever the person says is required to take a shot. The next person in the circle makes an “I NeverÃ¢Â?Â¦” statement and everyone that has done the dastardly thing will drink again.
This game is best played after the ice has been broken, but will open everyone up and create long-lasting laughing fitsÃ¢Â?Â¦ as well as give the lushes an excuse to get drunk.