This car is a piece of crap

It’s even missing 2 hubcaps.

It guzzles gas like my drunken spouse

Drinks all the liquor in the house.

It jerks and twitches with every left turn,

I want to ignite it and watch it burn.

The horn is a thing long past

I think the seat gave me a rash.

No radio, A/C, or heat

The damn thing smells like feet.

But if there’s one thing I know

I’ll be at where I need to go.

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