A Sad Drive on the I-5

The pace is as fast
As a sloth up a tree
How long will it last?
‘cuz gas isn’t free

Somebody get me away from this pain
I should’ve bought a Prius
So I could use the carpool lane

Now I’m stuck on this Highway to Hell
Staring at a bunch of gas stations from Shell

Wait a minute, I felt a little little bump
Oh, never mind – that was just my water pump

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