The Normalcy of Deviancy? Sexual Fantasies Defined

A large part of the population have had inclinations to engage in sexually perverse activities, though how large is unknown. The fact remains that only a handful of us actually follow through on these urges, some of which are considered morally wrong while others are just downright evil and illegal. I’d like to focus on rape fantasy, an aversion that would most likely fall under the category of masochism.

It may seem strange that any woman would want to be raped, but the phenomenom is probably more common than you know. For instance, I have encountered three females in my dating history who’ve had at least a slight leaning towards this psychosexual desire. The experiences that I shared with these girls would not qualify me as a rapist though I feel raped in a way for having been a part of it, wink, wink. Basically, the whole thing made me want to look at other abominations of the sexual realm. Here’s what I discovered.

And though I’m trying to witty and silly and all that shit, I guess it’s only funny until you get that urge or you read something on this list that represents you.

[NOTE: The following list and definitions was procured from wikipedia.org. My thoughts have been bracketed []. This article contains strong sexual content and, as always, reader discrection is advised.]

Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopedic appliances [Get ready, that’s nothing. The specific nature of these perversions is astounding.]

Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees [I had heard of this one actually.]

Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility [I bet these folks own both the movie “Mannequin” and its sequel, “Mannequin 2: On the Move.”]

Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain [Arnold Schwarzenegger had this.]

Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness [Ooh, I’d like to try that.]

Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men [Men or women who love women dressed as men?]

Apodysophilia: desire to undress [And this is a perversion howâÂ?¦I’m naked right now.]

Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated [I read about an depression-related ailment where people saw off their own limbs. I wonder if this is connected.]

Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including swimming pools [If pool-sex is wrong then I don’t want to be right.]

Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear [I hate when my girlfriend wears socks during sex, it’s weird. I guess I have Aretifism, who knew.]

Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation [There was a rumor that the original singer of INXS died due to this, it’s also called scarfing. It was disproved however.]

Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman [Again, I wish these definitions were clearer.]

Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape [Nothing funny about this one.]

Celebriphillia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity [Lock me up! I guess the key word there is pathological though.]

Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces [I got nothing.]

Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself [What the fuck does that even mean, somebody made that one up.]

Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself [I could see that.]

Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers [Cloth or squishy plastic?]

Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit [Hold on, I just puked.]

Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents [Hmmm, this is a tricky one. What would May Kay Laterno think?]

Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence [I wonder if whoopee cushions could be substituted.]

Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one’s genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure) [This “disorder” has been responsible for more good movie ideas then I can count.]

Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate [I find it interesting, I’m not going to lie.]

Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person’s body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include:
Balloon fetishism – breast fetishism – foot fetishism (podophilia) – fur fetishism – leather fetishism – lipstick fetishism – medical fetishism – panty fetishism – robot fetishism – rubber fetishism – shoe fetishism – smoking fetishism – spandex fetishism
[There’s a fetish for every child of the rainbow!]

Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person [I’ve seen this guy at a party.]

Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women [What, I was thirsty.]

Gastergastrizophilia: sexual arousal derived from the sight of or sensations associated with someone (usually female) receiving punches in the stomach; AKA, “bellypunching.” [Another one, I refuse to acknowledge it.]

Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly [How old we talking?]

Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood) [It is also known as Draculaism.]

Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary [The victim? Yeah, they need love too I guess.]

Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood [How is this different then Haematophilia?]

Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes [Outrageous isn’t a good word to describe crimes, clowns maybe, but not clowns.]

Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby [“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”]

Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas [Well, a cleansed colon feels good right?]

Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder [Umm, what?]

Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia) [Black people.]

Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women [Brad Pitt.]

Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer [The product of low self-esteem, no doubt.]

Microphilia: sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size [Asians.]

Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material [Also Asians.]

Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses [There’s a rapper who derives his nickname from this. He’s called Necro and he’s pretty good actually.]

Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality) [This is whole thing is weighing on my now.]

Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 – 3 yrs. [Gasp, dead children? No!]

Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (also spelt paedophilia in some countries) [We all know about this one, Michael Jackson.]

Pictophilia: inability to become sexually aroused except through the use of pictorial pornography [Too much porn, get out of the house, easily fixed.]

Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters [There was actually a documentary on MTV about this, how weird is that?]

Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire [Gene Simmons had this I think.]

Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes [Tell me about it.]

Sadism: is the recurrent urge or behavior involving acts in which the pain or humiliation of the victim is sexually exciting [The S in S&M.]

Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food [Fat people.]

Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people [Frat party.]

Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts [Scooby Doo Syndrome.]

Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls [Guilty as charged.]

Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people [I liked Monsters, Inc.]

Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings [T-1000 Syndrome.]

Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender [I’m not into fashion.]

Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair [This explains 80’s rock.]
Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine [I knew a guy who drank his own urine.]

Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature [Define creature?]

Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom) [Perfectly normal if you ask me.]

Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens) [I like aliens and foreigners equally.]

Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals [Emotional or sexual, which one is it? There’s a fairly big difference between, “I love my dog” and “I love my dog and we have sex with each other.”]

Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals [Jesus Christ, shoot me now.]

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