News in Brief: Raining Crap

Sometimes the crap comes raining down – literally.

A woman from Calgary, Canada, was shocked – and a little awed – when her home’s roof was smashed in by a ball of blue from the wild blue yonder.

John Lee, of the Canadian Transportation Safety Board, confirmed that the ‘dirty bomb’ was made up of icy toilet water, human waste, and other chemicals. It had been jettisoned from the lavatory of an over-flying airplane.

Having come from on high, controversy has now arisen as to whether blue ball qualifies as “Holy ____.”

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