One of the most effective and hence common excuses used by people to call in sick is migraine. Studies have shown that the occurrence of throbbing headache is on a constant rise, with the percentage of people regularly suffering from it being as high as 70 percent in some areas. Informing your office that you cannot come to work because of migraine has the lowest chance of raising any suspicion.
One of the biggest advantages of using it as an excuse is that there is no way for your workplace to verify whether you are telling the truth or not. The most they can do is tell you to take medicines and pray that you recover quickly from it, so that you can attend office tomorrow.
Another great way of keeping yourself away from work for the day without the risk of invoking the wrath of your boss is to inform the management that you have contracted a contagious illness. One good example of such an illness is common cold.
Make sure you keep your voice weak and a bit nasal to sound more convincing. Surely, the management would not want others at work to catch the contagious illness from you and therefore advise you to spend the day on bed and see a doctor.
You can call in sick to work and inform them in a feeble, pitiful voice that something you ate in dinner last night ended up giving you diarrhoea. While there is no reason for you to inform the management of the frequency of your visits to the toilet, just tell them that you were kept awake the entire night because of the illness. Throw in the word “dehydration” while describing your condition as well.
If you have a doctor in the family who can give you a fake doctor’s note, then you can simply inform the management that you are not coming because of a certain illness and then show them the doctor’s note the next day.
You can use your appointment with a specialist as an excuse to call in sick to work. The management can request to see your reports the next day, so make sure you are prepared for that.